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Since it appears that I have a questionable number of 'fans' (SARCASM) I have decided to make a list of people who I find cool, and those I find just plain annoying.

I will update this from time-to-time, so feel free to insult me whenever the hell you want.

COOL LIST:
BlueHippo- One of the few mods I respect, and most importantly, I look up to. He is awesome.

kylexthexpostman- Now, you aren't as bad to talk to, and I actually am surprised at how mature you are. You are a pretty neat guy.

GamerDakota- You are the one guy that made me realize that people actually pay attention to the stuff I do. It's an awesome feeling.

Jake- Again, I had the sudden realization that I wasn't completely ignored, and now I have warm fuzzies inside me. I can't believe that I got remembered, and I'm starting to miss my older account (MrTutorial). I know it doesn't seem like a big deal, but it really is for me. I can't explain my happiness I am feeling right now.

Corky52- My good ole' Ouija Board pal. Cool guy.

ANNOYING LIST
Frank- Where the fuck can I start?
1. You act like an immature fag.
2. You are severely (painfully) unfunny, and you fail at everything.
3. You get the coolest opportunities. Go die.

WilliWowza- Again, I don't know where to start. I guess it's that you whore yourself out at every opportunity you get. You also seem to have a problem with your face in every picture you take. You look like Derek Zoolander if he just sucked on a lemon.

Xavon- I really don't want to be too harsh on you (after that suicide thread) but you and me had a big religion feud via PM System. I really don't want to get into it because arguing about religion is retarded, so I'll leave it at there.

RadioactiveRabbit- You were the douchebag who, just like Frank, is extremely immature and annoying. Your attempt at responding to my PM was way beyond pathetic. Again, I don't want to get into the argument, but you really need to work on some shit. You make me feel like strangling a kitten.

BigFuzzyKitten- Speaking of strangling a kitten, BigFuzzyKitten should be fucking castrated then mutilated. I honestly hate anything who thinks that they are 'clever' enough to start a crew. Anything that is a spin-off of the Clock Crew is just fags who desire attention, and the only way for them to get attention is to spam. Pathetic.

The Kitty Krew is truly the asshole of Newgrounds. You guys are just pussies sitting behind a computer screen, thinking that they can say what they want. Well, if I ever saw you in real person, I would fucking bash your kneecaps out and get a local priest to rape you.

Viewtiful-Chris- I can't think of a single person who can tolerate your prepubescent shenanigans. Look, we can all see that you crave attention. You suddenly developed the biggest fucking ego ever, over some shitty lip-syncing video. Do you honestly think it was front-paged because it was good?! I hope you realize that not only are you too young to be exploited over the internet, you should just cut the shitty 'I am fucking amazing' act.

FrozenSheep [1]- Yes, you can draw.

SO CAN EVERYONE ELSE.

SuckMyNick- Be more creative with your name, you faggot.

DragonsGrief- Jesus fucking Christ, could you be anymore of an over-dramatic attention whore? No one fucking cares about your depressed, melodramatic fucked-up mind, or what you are dealing with. We all have problems, but for some fucking reason, you showcase every little detail.

I'm sick of hearing your crying and bitching, so go choke on your small, shriveled up penis and end your suffering so we don't have to deal with your shit.

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Mar. 6, 2008 | 4:49 PM gamerdakota says:

*sniff* *sniff*...
I put you on my list,AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!

Mar. 6, 2008 | 4:51 PM SockMyDink responds:

Don't worry, you will be on there.

I am surprised this got so many comments so fast.

Mar. 6, 2008 | 4:50 PM SaltshakerClock says:

I am nowhere in here?

Mar. 6, 2008 | 4:53 PM SockMyDink responds:

I AM IN THE PROCESS OF EDITING.

Gahhh.

Mar. 6, 2008 | 4:51 PM AlexPerson says:

I feel left out.

Mar. 6, 2008 | 4:53 PM SockMyDink responds:

Well you haven't really stood out, or anything.

Maybe if you insulted me, or called me homosexual.

Mar. 6, 2008 | 5:06 PM AlexPerson says:

If I wanted to insult you I would insult your character, not your sexual orientation. But I couldn't insult you, you seem alright.

Mar. 6, 2008 | 5:07 PM DaVeB0T says:

What an important contribution

Mar. 6, 2008 | 7:00 PM BloodyViking says:

Homosexual.

Mar. 6, 2008 | 7:56 PM SockMyDink responds:

Douchebag.

NO SOUP FOR YOU

Mar. 6, 2008 | 8:22 PM NickDaPwner says:

i wanted to be on annoying list...

Mar. 7, 2008 | 9:38 AM Ungar says:

i said fuck am i cool yet

Mar. 7, 2008 | 6:37 PM Twinsabre says:

I couldnt agree with you more on that Frank faggot, He needs to get hold of a crowbar and pull his head out of his arse.

Mar. 7, 2008 | 8:41 PM SockMyDink responds:

I couldn't agree with you more.

FIGHT THE POWER!

Mar. 8, 2008 | 2:14 PM Truth says:

Truth was here

Apr. 3, 2008 | 7:50 PM SockMyDink responds:

You honestly have nothing better to do than to brand your fucking name on everyone's userpage?

Fuck off.

Mar. 8, 2008 | 4:29 PM christmasraptor says:

I require listing :D

Mar. 12, 2008 | 2:41 AM TheTriangle says:

Anveer-

Bad grammar, stupid and actually 9 years old! He spams way to much.

Mar. 12, 2008 | 10:15 PM SockMyDink responds:

Excellent addition.

I might add him.

Mar. 13, 2008 | 8:41 PM slackerzac says:

We all agree on your moment on the kitty krew.

Mar. 13, 2008 | 11:51 PM Gergaloth says:

Can I be on the cool list?

Mar. 14, 2008 | 7:36 PM BigFuzzyKitten says:

clap clap

Mar. 14, 2008 | 11:07 PM SockMyDink responds:

If I had a burlap sack, I'd put you in it, tie it, and throw you in a goddamn river.

Mar. 17, 2008 | 11:43 PM plopyplp66 says:

YOUR A F*CKING NOOB

Mar. 27, 2008 | 8:29 PM SockMyDink responds:

Suck my ass, faggot.

Mar. 18, 2008 | 7:10 PM Celtrum says:

I thought I was liked. SNIFF

Mar. 20, 2008 | 11:57 AM FrozenSheep says:

WHERE IS MY NAME IN THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT SIR??

Mar. 21, 2008 | 10:18 PM SockMyDink responds:

I actually forgot to put you on here.

Just wait.

Douche

Mar. 25, 2008 | 4:50 PM Eddie says:

I love reading other people's hate list!

Mar. 25, 2008 | 9:51 PM SockMyDink responds:

Not many now are there?

Mar. 25, 2008 | 6:58 PM VespeneGas says:

"You guys are just pussies sitting behind a computer screen, thinking that they can say what they want."

I agr--

"Well, if I ever saw you in real person, I would fucking bash your kneecaps out and get a local priest to rape you."

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 9:51 PM SockMyDink responds:

I seriously would.

I wasn't sitting behind a computer screen making empty threats-

They were promises.

It did seem a little hypocritical to me when I was typing it, but I guess it is true.

Mar. 26, 2008 | 8:15 PM Jake says:

Dude, you were MrTutorial. I remembered. :o

Yeah, you always seemed like a cool guy. My old username was Platinum, not sure if you remember me or not, but whatever.

Mar. 26, 2008 | 8:21 PM SockMyDink responds:

Oh shit!

I remember platinum! I seriously do!

Hahahah, I can't believe you remembered me. The reason I quit was because I didn't feel like I was getting a lot of attention (I guess that mattered to me) and I was pissing off the mods constantly.

You instantly get added to my cool list.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 8:54 PM l0vemetal says:

Psh, and why am I not on either of those lists?

Mar. 28, 2008 | 4:36 PM SockMyDink responds:

Because you're too big of a cock-sucking faggot to be acknowledged in my post.

Think of it as a compliment.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:15 PM Jake says:

Haha, wow. I didn't know I had so much impact on you. :o

Don't worry though. MrTutorial was a gay name. SockMyDink is way cooler.

But hey, glad I could make you happy. You're a good guy, SMD. <3

Mar. 28, 2008 | 4:37 PM SockMyDink responds:

Haha MrTutorial was a horrible name, but I thought of it when I was in 6th Grade, so give me a break.

I wanted to make 'flash tutorials', and as you can tell it didn't really work out that much.

Mar. 29, 2008 | 4:33 PM FrozenSheep says:

Great. I like your word choice.
Bye bye, baby.

Apr. 2, 2008 | 9:40 PM Corky52 says:

I have a comment competition on my user page.

Apr. 3, 2008 | 7:39 PM kylexthexpostman says:

I deserve a place in here.
Bitch.

Apr. 3, 2008 | 7:43 PM SockMyDink responds:

You are too attention-whorish to get on here.

But maybe I'll squeeze you in.

I really am low on 'Cool' people.

Apr. 3, 2008 | 8:19 PM NigKitty says:

Rofl. I really do agree with the frozen sheep one. The rest or at least bigfuzzykitten and the other cool people I do not agree with. STFU 07ER NEWB NUB btw Geins alt. :#

Apr. 3, 2008 | 8:21 PM SockMyDink responds:

Hm.

I think this pathetic attempt at getting on my list is working...

... Or not.

Banzorred.

Apr. 3, 2008 | 9:34 PM s0und says:

you're a faggot

Apr. 5, 2008 | 12:07 AM samsam72 says:

can you put me on either list i dont which one!

Apr. 5, 2008 | 12:55 PM SockMyDink responds:

No.

Apr. 5, 2008 | 2:23 PM Gein says:

Why the fuck would I want to be on some faggy list? Everyone on it is a fucking fag even the ones on the "cool" list.

Apr. 5, 2008 | 4:27 PM SockMyDink responds:

Hm.

I smell jealousy.

Apr. 9, 2008 | 10:34 PM Demean says:

Yyyooooouuuuu.

Apr. 9, 2008 | 11:45 PM FrozenSheep says:

Rofl. I really do agree with the frozen sheep one. The rest or at least bigfuzzykitten and the other cool people I do not agree with. STFU 07ER NEWB NUB btw Geins alt. :#

Apr. 10, 2008 | 5:02 PM JimmySaint says:

if you hate spammers, you should come to my page.

Apr. 10, 2008 | 5:51 PM BigFuzzyKitten says:

Wait, you where MrTutorial? Why did your old account get assed?

Apr. 10, 2008 | 7:25 PM SockMyDink responds:

Wait, you remember me?

Well, basically I was pissing off Wade daily, and the mods. I got constantly banned, and I was getting bored so I started making alts and pissing off the BBS. The one topic that gave me 60 days was http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/712253---- That one.

I just frustrated after 100+days of bans, so I just asked Wade to cancel my account after the ban got lifted.

Now I'm digging up all my old junk, and I wish I would have never deleted my old account.

Apr. 10, 2008 | 10:07 PM Mizar says:

put me on!

Apr. 11, 2008 | 4:09 PM SockMyDink responds:

Sock My Dink.

Yes.

I just said it.

Apr. 12, 2008 | 7:59 PM iyeru42 says:

Are you sure you're MrTutorial? MrTutorial still exists:

http://mrtutorial.newgrounds.com/

And it doesn't look like the guy's banned.

Apr. 12, 2008 | 8:18 PM SockMyDink responds:

I made MrTutorial in '05 (Wade deleted him) and the guy that you're looking at was probably some other dude..

Not my guy.

A weird coincidence is that he signed up on 10/14/07, and so did I.

Fucking creepy.

Updated: Apr. 12, 2008, 8:20 PM

Apr. 14, 2008 | 10:15 PM BigFuzzyKitten says:

He signed up on that day because it's the day you were deleted and the name became available; you also took no hesitation to rejoin :)

Apr. 15, 2008 | 7:04 PM SockMyDink responds:

I just wanted to be anonymous for a while, and start my life anew as SMD.

I just had to get away from that fucking account.

It was like a bad fucking omen.

Apr. 17, 2008 | 4:08 PM Eggys says:

Rate me.

Apr. 17, 2008 | 7:50 PM SockMyDink responds:

Suck me off first.

Apr. 19, 2008 | 11:01 PM Eggys says:

*sucks you off*

how about now?

Apr. 21, 2008 | 9:48 PM Dools says:

Hey check out my page I have a hilarious video there!

Apr. 21, 2008 | 9:52 PM SockMyDink responds:

Hows about no?

Don't advertise your fucking userpage on mine dumbass.

God damn.

Apr. 26, 2008 | 2:37 PM Anko says:

Meh?

No? Okay :(

Apr. 26, 2008 | 9:27 PM SockMyDink responds:

Deal.

: P

May. 5, 2008 | 9:21 PM Corky52 says:

Oh yeah, I forgot I helped you out with the Ouija board. Feel free to express your new ideas on the ghost / supernat. club.

May. 28, 2008 | 10:13 PM SockMyDink responds:

Hey thanks man.

May. 11, 2008 | 7:06 PM shadowkirby123 says:

Betty- Why do you think?

May. 28, 2008 | 10:13 PM SockMyDink responds:

Don't really know much about him (or her?)

May. 25, 2008 | 11:17 AM Eddie says:

Why was MrTutorial deleted, anyway?

May. 28, 2008 | 10:12 PM SockMyDink responds:

I requested to Wade that he do it.

If you scroll up, you can read the whole story.

Yeah, I'm lazy.

Jun. 3, 2008 | 9:40 AM fallensoul289 says:

hey fellow ghost / supernat. club. member nice list as i cann see you really hurt there character and showed what a pathetic fuck bigfuzzykitten is nice witty jokes see you at the ghost / supernat. club.

Jun. 4, 2008 | 7:33 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp says:

It looks like you need more people on your cool list.

Jun. 4, 2008 | 8:47 PM SockMyDink responds:

ahhhhh

How could I not take you in after this?

Jun. 4, 2008 | 9:08 PM keatnisher says:

if i made a list of my own... i would probably land in both lists.... lol and uhmm how come there is so many on annoying and only 4 on cool?

Jun. 9, 2008 | 11:49 AM Clock-Ninja says:

I want on the list.

Jun. 18, 2008 | 2:26 PM ThisUserNameSucks says:

I'm cool :]

Jun. 28, 2008 | 5:14 PM xXxAlecxXx says:

may i be on that list my good sir. ill get you a spot of tea.

Jun. 28, 2008 | 10:29 PM SockMyDink responds:

possibly

Jun. 29, 2008 | 9:14 AM Black-Ops says:

You have some good opinions, and you don't take bullshit from anyone, which I have grown to like.

Some of the things you say can be a little harsh. If you need to make a statement, then go easy on the swears, huh? Not a lot of people tend to admire people who swear excessively. Try keep it to a minimum. :(

Jun. 30, 2008 | 9:18 PM SockMyDink responds:

When i get loose they start flying outta me. I'll try to be more cautious and thanks for reading my whole f'ing list- or at least reading some of it!

Jun. 29, 2008 | 6:15 PM X-TERRORIST-X says:

Your a little pussy ass bitch who thinks he is cool..

... list?

Jul. 7, 2008 | 12:29 AM The-Hitman says:

The E-Cookie was a lie.
The E-Cookie was a lie.
The E-Cookie was a lie.

You get the point.

Jul. 12, 2008 | 10:40 PM elliez3 says:

where am i? i em kewl, right?

Jul. 12, 2008 | 11:20 PM SockMyDink responds:

Meh, I'm just lazy.

Jul. 13, 2008 | 12:22 PM Eddie says:

Congratulations on level THREE! :Ð

Jul. 14, 2008 | 1:47 AM SockMyDink responds:

I accidentally deposited, so I lost my lovable level 2.... : (

Jul. 19, 2008 | 10:02 AM ParadoxSaint says:

What do you think about me? D:

Jul. 19, 2008 | 4:43 PM SockMyDink responds:

Purdy.

Jul. 19, 2008 | 4:01 PM ghyfty says:

Jesus Christ, you are one rude dumbass. I mean WTF is whong with you?! You just cuss out people for no reason. You hypocrite.

Jul. 19, 2008 | 4:43 PM SockMyDink responds:

Fuck you, you fucking cunt.

Jul. 19, 2008 | 4:04 PM ghyfty says:

Can you be anymore then a dickhead?

Jul. 19, 2008 | 4:42 PM SockMyDink responds:

Possibly.

Jul. 19, 2008 | 4:47 PM ghyfty says:

Is that the best you can do. Fuck you. Put me on the list, it will only show that you are some dipshit that has to put someone on a list just so you can feel bette. You butthurt fag.

Jul. 19, 2008 | 5:55 PM SockMyDink responds:

Sir yes sir!

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