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SockMyDink

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Seattle, Washington

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10/14/07

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Flash Reviews: 13
Music Reviews: 4
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Latest Flash Reviews

13 Reviews | 4 w/ Responses

Score: 6
Doctor's Visit

"Funny, but not original."

submission: Doctor's Visit
date: April 28, 2009

I know it can be hard to come up with fresh material every now and then, but this is almost plagerized from The Far Side.

It was still a little funny, but you probably could have worked on voice acting more. The animation was pretty decent and it looked pretty smooth.

All in all, not too bad.

3/5

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Score: 9
Metal Gear Funnies

"Satire at its best."

submission: Metal Gear Funnies
date: March 12, 2009

I am dumbfounded at the fucking idiots that are completely oblivious to the satirical message of this. It was amazing in the sense of how self-aware that it was a parody.

How does a flash that was beautifully presented, and more humorous than that shit fest of a collab, still achieves a 2.06? This is fucking bullshit, this should be preserved in the top 50 at least. It contained 100X the humor, and -100000X less predictable cock jokes than the fucking flash collab.

Something as genius as this comes around once a fucking millennium.

People that rate this shit down because they felt personally attacked are nothing but shit streaks on the underpants of Newgrounds.

I liked the whole crack at Egoraptor with the Solid Snake stand-up bit. Truly brilliant.

- SMD

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Score: 9
RE5: Public Assembly

"Hilarious? Yes. Racist? Hell naw."

date: February 18, 2009

Great flash parody of RE5, though it seems like you basically copied the first half of the demo onto flash... I liked the magic trick part was great, even though at first it sounded like a lame Dark Knight joke.

Great flash, and if you're one of those idiots who is completely oblivious to satire, don't fucking call this racist. Call it a FUCKING GAME PARODY!

5/5

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Latest Audio Reviews

4 Reviews | 1 w/ Response

Score: 10
The BAN rap [kkk99]

"Congratulations."

date: June 23, 2009

You are everything the perfect troll should be.

I salute you.

July 26, 2009

Author's Response:

Thanks

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Score: 0
Viewtiful-Chip

"Oh god..."

submission: Viewtiful-Chip
date: February 19, 2009

Listening to this with a subwoofer in my room was a bad idea.

The series of beeps and boops, followed with a very low bass sound that had my intestines rumbling and caused me to shit my pants.

Great going.

Kind of gets catchy at the end of the off-key loop, but terrible sounding altogether.

And yes, I am experiencing some anal leakage right now.

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Score: 8
BBS banned?

"Hm..."

submission: BBS banned?
date: December 7, 2008

You might want to get that throat cancer checked out.

And 1,438 people listened to this. You must ban alot of people.

READ MY PM

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