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Posted by SockMyDink - August 28th, 2008


Comments (19)

I've never been able to do monkeybars in my life.

Good luck with your crusade against the Nazi that is ELP...you're braver than me D:


Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby
There ain't nothin wrong with that.

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

... I will politely stay Neutral in this Conflict. It's not my place to settle something Personal like this.

Haha ok.

And yes, I am beaver-beaver.

Good cause. There's too much restraints out there.

I applaud you for standing up for yourself. Truly admirable in these days of dick-sucking morons who call everyone with a different opinion a troll.

I'm not afraid to stand up to the biggest jackass on the web.

The fact that some people find him remotely funny makes me sick.

Shut the fuck up faggot.

Your teenage angst does not impress me nor anyone else who is not butt hurt at the moment because of a ban or past bans.

Again, with the faggot.

It doesn't make you look any more mature than me, when you go and throw that homophobic, prepubescent shit at me.

Who am I trying to impress?

I'm trying to prove to people that they can stand up for themselves, and I'm trying to show how big of a cunt you really are.

You need to open your eyes and realize that.

Go ahead, keep deleting any post that badmouths you. You can't handle criticism, and more importantly you can't handle anyone with a different opinion than you.

Grow up, and get the fuck out.

Holy shit, I support you.

... You do know that William Wallace was Hanged, Drawn and Quartered, right?

Yeah, but it made a totally awesome film.

this fucker get blammed.

I totally agree with you mate. He's a power abuser. How and when did he even become a mod anyway?

I don't understand it either, he had like 1.1k posts when he became mod.

He clearly shows he doesn't have enough experience to be a mod.

I couldn't help but see this on his stupid campaign.

SockMyDink says:

I thought I'd leave a message congratulating you on your abus-awesome moderating.

You are the best mod to hit Newgrounds.
Aug. 29, 2008 | 6:57 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*extends your ban for a week for the lulz*


laughing about an extended ban? talk about childish.

I don't think he was serious, but if he was it was really sad.

Not to mention that mods can't fucking ban who they please, they have to break the rules.

My BBS sig expresses my disgust for Poozy. He abuses his power and he is the only mod to ban me right after I get unbanned.. Ass. >:(


spread the word to our countrymen

You're awesome.

quit your whining you four year old.

Wow that was a good one.


i signed it, he banned me for teh lulz

Damn him...

I signed it :D They may take our account, but they will never take our freedom :D

I totally agree with you, I just kiss up to ELP as a fear of reasonless bans. In fact one time he banned me because I said I didn't like the base pic on a photoshop thread, then he called me a "backseat mod wannabe" because of one post I made almost half a year ago where I said "bumping a soon to be locked thread".
The thread got deleted the next day.