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My List of People on Newgrounds

Posted by SockMyDink - March 6th, 2008


Greatest flash video ever, you should all fucking watch it and you'll be on the cool list.

Since it appears that I have a questionable number of 'fans' (SARCASM) I have decided to make a list of people who I find cool, and those I find just plain annoying.

I will update this from time-to-time, so feel free to insult me whenever the hell you want.

COOL LIST:
BlueHippo- One of the few mods I respect, and most importantly, I look up to. He is awesome.

kylexthexpostman- Now, you aren't as bad to talk to, and I actually am surprised at how mature you are. You are a pretty neat guy.

GamerDakota- You are the one guy that made me realize that people actually pay attention to the stuff I do. It's an awesome feeling.

Jake- Again, I had the sudden realization that I wasn't completely ignored, and now I have warm fuzzies inside me. I can't believe that I got remembered, and I'm starting to miss my older account (MrTutorial). I know it doesn't seem like a big deal, but it really is for me. I can't explain my happiness I am feeling right now.

Corky52- My good ole' Ouija Board pal. Cool guy.

ANNOYING LIST
Frank- Where the fuck can I start?
1. You act like an immature fag.
2. You are severely (painfully) unfunny, and you fail at everything.
3. You get the coolest opportunities. Go die.

WilliWowza- Again, I don't know where to start. I guess it's that you whore yourself out at every opportunity you get. You also seem to have a problem with your face in every picture you take. You look like Derek Zoolander if he just sucked on a lemon.

Xavon- I really don't want to be too harsh on you (after that suicide thread) but you and me had a big religion feud via PM System. I really don't want to get into it because arguing about religion is retarded, so I'll leave it at there.

RadioactiveRabbit- You were the douchebag who, just like Frank, is extremely immature and annoying. Your attempt at responding to my PM was way beyond pathetic. Again, I don't want to get into the argument, but you really need to work on some shit. You make me feel like strangling a kitten.

BigFuzzyKitten- Speaking of strangling a kitten, BigFuzzyKitten should be fucking castrated then mutilated. I honestly hate anything who thinks that they are 'clever' enough to start a crew. Anything that is a spin-off of the Clock Crew is just fags who desire attention, and the only way for them to get attention is to spam. Pathetic.

The Kitty Krew is truly the asshole of Newgrounds. You guys are just pussies sitting behind a computer screen, thinking that they can say what they want. Well, if I ever saw you in real person, I would fucking bash your kneecaps out and get a local priest to rape you.

Viewtiful-Chris- I can't think of a single person who can tolerate your prepubescent shenanigans. Look, we can all see that you crave attention. You suddenly developed the biggest fucking ego ever, over some shitty lip-syncing video. Do you honestly think it was front-paged because it was good?! I hope you realize that not only are you too young to be exploited over the internet, you should just cut the shitty 'I am fucking amazing' act.

FrozenSheep [1]- Yes, you can draw.

SO CAN EVERYONE ELSE.

SuckMyNick- Be more creative with your name, you faggot.

DragonsGrief- Jesus fucking Christ, could you be anymore of an over-dramatic attention whore? No one fucking cares about your depressed, melodramatic fucked-up mind, or what you are dealing with. We all have problems, but for some fucking reason, you showcase every little detail.

I'm sick of hearing your crying and bitching, so go choke on your small, shriveled up penis and end your suffering so we don't have to deal with your shit.


Comments

*sniff* *sniff*...
I put you on my list,AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!

Don't worry, you will be on there.

I am surprised this got so many comments so fast.

I am nowhere in here?

D:

I AM IN THE PROCESS OF EDITING.

Gahhh.

I feel left out.

Well you haven't really stood out, or anything.

Maybe if you insulted me, or called me homosexual.

If I wanted to insult you I would insult your character, not your sexual orientation. But I couldn't insult you, you seem alright.

Homosexual.

Douchebag.

NO SOUP FOR YOU

i said fuck am i cool yet

I couldnt agree with you more on that Frank faggot, He needs to get hold of a crowbar and pull his head out of his arse.

I couldn't agree with you more.

FIGHT THE POWER!

Truth was here

You honestly have nothing better to do than to brand your fucking name on everyone's userpage?

Fuck off.

I require listing :D

Anveer-

Bad grammar, stupid and actually 9 years old! He spams way to much.

Excellent addition.

I might add him.

We all agree on your moment on the kitty krew.

Can I be on the cool list?

clap clap

If I had a burlap sack, I'd put you in it, tie it, and throw you in a goddamn river.

YOUR A F*CKING NOOB

Suck my ass, faggot.

I thought I was liked. SNIFF

WHERE IS MY NAME IN THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT SIR??

I actually forgot to put you on here.

Just wait.

Douche

"You guys are just pussies sitting behind a computer screen, thinking that they can say what they want."

I agr--

"Well, if I ever saw you in real person, I would fucking bash your kneecaps out and get a local priest to rape you."

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

I seriously would.

I wasn't sitting behind a computer screen making empty threats-

They were promises.

It did seem a little hypocritical to me when I was typing it, but I guess it is true.

Dude, you were MrTutorial. I remembered. :o

Yeah, you always seemed like a cool guy. My old username was Platinum, not sure if you remember me or not, but whatever.

Oh shit!

I remember platinum! I seriously do!

Hahahah, I can't believe you remembered me. The reason I quit was because I didn't feel like I was getting a lot of attention (I guess that mattered to me) and I was pissing off the mods constantly.

You instantly get added to my cool list.

Psh, and why am I not on either of those lists?

Because you're too big of a cock-sucking faggot to be acknowledged in my post.

Think of it as a compliment.

Haha, wow. I didn't know I had so much impact on you. :o

Don't worry though. MrTutorial was a gay name. SockMyDink is way cooler.

But hey, glad I could make you happy. You're a good guy, SMD. <3

Haha MrTutorial was a horrible name, but I thought of it when I was in 6th Grade, so give me a break.

I wanted to make 'flash tutorials', and as you can tell it didn't really work out that much.

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