Recent Movie Reviews

Doctor's Visit Doctor's Visit

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Funny, but not original.

I know it can be hard to come up with fresh material every now and then, but this is almost plagerized from The Far Side.

It was still a little funny, but you probably could have worked on voice acting more. The animation was pretty decent and it looked pretty smooth.

All in all, not too bad.


Metal Gear Funnies Metal Gear Funnies

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Satire at its best.

I am dumbfounded at the fucking idiots that are completely oblivious to the satirical message of this. It was amazing in the sense of how self-aware that it was a parody.

How does a flash that was beautifully presented, and more humorous than that shit fest of a collab, still achieves a 2.06? This is fucking bullshit, this should be preserved in the top 50 at least. It contained 100X the humor, and -100000X less predictable cock jokes than the fucking flash collab.

Something as genius as this comes around once a fucking millennium.

People that rate this shit down because they felt personally attacked are nothing but shit streaks on the underpants of Newgrounds.

I liked the whole crack at Egoraptor with the Solid Snake stand-up bit. Truly brilliant.


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RE5: Public Assembly RE5: Public Assembly

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hilarious? Yes. Racist? Hell naw.

Great flash parody of RE5, though it seems like you basically copied the first half of the demo onto flash... I liked the magic trick part was great, even though at first it sounded like a lame Dark Knight joke.

Great flash, and if you're one of those idiots who is completely oblivious to satire, don't fucking call this racist. Call it a FUCKING GAME PARODY!


Recent Game Reviews

Avoid the Spikes! Avoid the Spikes!

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Clearly not your work.

And if it were your work by some divine miracle, it's extremely terrible.

You at least could have made it more colorful or interesting. You know, add some music and shiz? But no, you took such a crude concept and made it worse that I ever could have imagined.

I don't see why minusdick, or whatever his damn name is, couldn't submit this.

But then I realized he probably didn't want to be associated with such an atrocious game. At least learn the basics of flash before you start crapping out these abominations.

You aren't all that bad of a person, you just need to slow down on the terrible flash making.


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Recent Audio Reviews

The BAN rap [kkk99] The BAN rap [kkk99]

Rated 5 / 5 stars


You are everything the perfect troll should be.

I salute you.

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Viewtiful-Chip Viewtiful-Chip

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Oh god...

Listening to this with a subwoofer in my room was a bad idea.

The series of beeps and boops, followed with a very low bass sound that had my intestines rumbling and caused me to shit my pants.

Great going.

Kind of gets catchy at the end of the off-key loop, but terrible sounding altogether.

And yes, I am experiencing some anal leakage right now.

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BBS banned? BBS banned?

Rated 4 / 5 stars


You might want to get that throat cancer checked out.

And 1,438 people listened to this. You must ban alot of people.


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