SockMyDink's News

At 5/6/09 11:30 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
I'm not going to talk to anybody about anything. Everybody is ignoring you because I have told them that you are a waste of time. You have been given more opporotunities than you deserve. I permit you to post with your alts until I catch you trying to "shower yourself" with fame by "showcasing" your past faggotry.

I may delete all of your alts. But sockmydink is mine forever because you want it. Make another acct and walk away from your past. Quit being a fucking cunt man. From what I have gathered over time you seem to be alright guy and a decent poster. I don't hate you. You are just on my radar because of your past actions and I WILL NOT allow you to continue.

Change your habits and walk away from your past or I'll just pwn and ignore when you cry about it.

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Attention Mods:

Posted by SockMyDink - April 5th, 2009

Before I go I want to know how many times I've been banned.

Click this please.

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Happy Birthday To Me

Posted by SockMyDink - March 31st, 2009

What the hell is with all the mods calling me a fag?

Hahah, all in good fun I guess.

Still awaiting Wade's reply to my delete request.

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Gahh.

Posted by SockMyDink - March 20th, 2009

Newgrounds is making history right now, and could have had the opportunity to be apart of it if I WEREN'T FUCKING BANNED FOR 30 FUCKING DAYS!@!@@!@$$

I always miss out...

First it was the redesign, now this.

Oh, come up with the worst insult you can about me. Anything you can think of. It makes me smile.

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Oh, and do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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My response to Twilight95

Posted by SockMyDink - March 13th, 2009

I will make this PM available to the public, and hopefully I will get some mature insight from users and mods alike.

Feel free to contribute anything else to this meaningless argument.

At 3/13/09 08:48 PM, Twilight95 wrote:
: Hmm, well this is DeJaVu because I remember you trying to make your return after having all your alts deleted, and all your threads consisted of were you saying how much you sucked Wade's dick to stay here and you're so happy he left you with a spanking after you made an ass of yourself in numerous threads related to Poozy.

Funny, I don't recall. You sure this was the same guy? Could you provide a link or some concrete evidence? As far as I know I haven't said shit about Poozy are Wade until today. Again, you take things and blow them wayyy out of proportion.

And every time you tried to make another thread about the same shit: LOCKED/DELETED. Because no one cared, and you rushed to the VG Forum for some form of attention and respect because the General was showing you no love. Because I don't know what I'm talking about.

I haven't really made any topics in the General because nothing was really interesting or deemed topic worthy. And mind you, not every fucking topic I make is complaining about mods or admins, you overgeneralizing cunt. I only attempt to contribute to the welfare of the BBS, so this place doesn't become yet another 4chan. I love Newgrounds, and it's probably my favorite site. I love all the hilarious and fresh content, and I love all the users that make it special. But I hate cunts like you who stereotype users like me.

I was planning to kill myself right after another original hardcore badass made a crack on my username.

Again, blowing things out of proportion. I was trying to make a crack at the creepy gothic undertone of your username, but I guess I have no ground to stand on by having possibly the dumbest username out there.

Because no ones over done it, and it took me by surprise when you mentioned this. And the only one here who needs psychiatric help is you, seeing as you tried to kill yourself numerous times and made crap threads because no one here likes you....

Hahahah, going in for the kill aren't you?

Listen kid;

1. I need psychiatric help? Are you fucking joking? I think there are other more disturbed and possibly psychotic users here, and I'm the least harmless of the bunch. I deal with my problems, and I'm not afraid to take shit from anyone (which is why I'm wasting my time arguing with you). I think you are referring to the thread where supposedly I committed suicide (it was not my idea, mind you), or you are just talking out of your ass. As if you know more about me than I do...

2. No one likes me? Awhh, why would you say that? You trying to hurt my feelings? You want me to log off and cry? Or are you just fucking retarded? I do get less respect to some degree, but that's only because I brought it upon myself. Believe me, when I'm not pissed off I can be quite enjoyable. I don't need shitty e-friends when I am perfectly satisfied with my social status now. And no, I'm not just saying I'm popular because I'm trying to back myself up. I am nothing in real life like I am on Newgrounds, and I'd probably already be dead or drugged up if I were.

3. Run off to the VG forums? Hah, I wish. I only post there because it's an area of interest and I can actually contribute something meaningful there, unlike here. Not because I run off when I get flamed, you autistic bastard.

At least I lived long enough to see you fail hard yet again.

Could I have someone else who isn't a twat tell me where I completely failed here? As far as I know I only voiced my honest opinion, then you jumped in and stirred a bunch of shit. Quit being over dramatic. It's the fucking internet kid, who gives a shit? I'm so comfortable with my online security I'm willing to make myself look like a complete ass. PASDFOPAWI$ETUQ@A$#UJ%TAQ@#HRTASDFDSA

By the looks of your posts, I see that you contribute little to discussions unless you are arguing. You are the cockroach of General, and this place shouldn't just be just another stat-whore lounge for you.

Off to the VG Forum you go.

I'm quite content here, actually.

Hopefully you've constructed another crap photoshop about you and your butt buddies owning people in video games.

Hah, I assume you're talking about the picture on my blog, no? Metaldart made it, because I'm an unoriginal cunt and it made me feel meaningful.

And that's a wrap.

The one thing I do agree with; I'm fucking done arguing. I've only been a hypocrite by wasting my time with someone of the likes of you. I feel like I'm in a battle of logic and charisma, and the only way to get out is to quit.

Hopefully you actually take the time to read through all this, but chances are you will either:

A. Skim through it and try to find any 'incriminating' quote that you could use to retort against me.
B. Play it off like I'm acting like a crybaby or a whiner.
C. Continue to attempt to belittle and insult me, and continue this pointless tirade.

I'm not going to respond if you decide to choose C, because I have better things to do than to sit on my ass on Friday and argue over apples and oranges.

That thread was derailed completely too, btw.

PART TWO: THE ATTENTION WHORING.

Here I am, yet again, contradicting myself. I can't come to terms on how someone as smart as you could be so... stubborn and cocky. Fuck me for trying to patch stupid shit up, right?

I'll be as brief as I can.

AND THIS TIME DON'T SKIP OVER THE ONES YOU CAN'T ARGUE AGAINST.

At 3/13/09 9:49 PM, Twilight95 wrote:
: Gagsy's Public Apology to Poozy

That thread was before I got locked out of my account, back in the days where I was a trolling dipshit.

Oh if it isn't related to the Video games, all of your posts relate to Poozy. That thread that was made about the BBS being crummy, you strolled in and made stupid rants about Poozy for no reason.

There you fucking go again, overgeneralizing. Fuck off and do some research you stupid shit.

Oooooo, shaking in my fangs.

Wasn't threatening you.

I have no problem with people who love the BBS. And since you're posting this in a thread which will most likely be deleted, you want me to look like the bad guy.

You sound butthurt and you attacked me out of nowhere for shit that wasn't relevant. I have every right to be pissed off. You're living in the past and holding grudges that aren't necessary.

Like I've stolen your precious candy that you hold onto with your life, but not tight enough so I don't get a grip on it. You're just some attention whoring jackass who will do anything for the General's attention, like argue with someone named Twilight and try to act cool by making a wise crack at their username. AND THAT. Is why I hate you.

You think I'm trying to get attention by arguing with you? How fucking self-absorbed can you get? Until today I have never seen you post or even heard about you. No one knows who the fuck you or, or gives 2 shits about you. If I were attention whoring, I would have made my own thread about it, not refuting to some dipshit who thinks he is the better man by acting like an internet tough guy. You fucking start it, I fucking finish it.

Twilight95? Gothic? Because of Twilight. And I said I was going to blow my brains out because you mentioned Twilight. And stop trying to put on the innocence "oh i want to stop this lets stop and be friends stroke my sympathy cock mmm". No.

What the fuck? Use proper syntax, I can't really see what you're trying to say here. I said you should kill yourself for the benefit of everyone around you, and it wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Take a chill pill.

And quit acting melodramatic. I don't hate you, and I will forget all about this later. I'm not trying to look like the good guy.

Weren't you the one who said psychiatric help first? Yes you were. And if you're wasting your time then don't make a thread about this, because it will wasting your time even more. You know exactly why you PM'd me. I do too.

Yes indeed I was. You mentioned having a bunch of suicide-assisting shit with you so I boldly jumped to conclusions. Not meant to be taken seriously. I want to PM you to try to understand why you're acting like a fucking butthurt 13 year-old fag.

Because you said so yourself. Read everything in Slap's thread, then realize that you are now contradicting yourself and need no help in look like an ass. I could just say lololol at this and I'd still look more mature.

There is a difference between self-deprecation and thinking everyone hates me. I know that some users have extreme dislike towards me, but I know some great users that I've met that back me up when needed. I'm not some emo crying that no one likes me. Quit taking things out of context you little shit.

Making a thread is contributing. That's all anyone ever does on the BBS, I don't see how the VG forum is any different.

Psshh. You don't need to make threads to contribute, and you must be a sad little kid if you think so. Your posts are short and spammy, whereas someone like Corky52 puts some effort and provides us with something more profound than the shit you do.

Now if you are reading this, kids of the BBS, this is what we call irony.

Oh do please tell me where the irony was in that statement. I am dying to know. You do know what irony is, don't you? Mr 'I-use-big-words-to-make-myself-look-s marter'.

We'll learn about this in chapter 13 after we cover "hypocrite".

You're hilarious; the funniest person on the BBS even. Now look up 'sarcasm' and tell me how you feel, you dipshit.

Stat whore? Because I post a lot I'm a stat whore. Explain why I haven't leveled up.

You obviously are either retarded, or you don't know the meaning of stat whore. Or should I call you a post whore? That would be more appropriate. Or how about attention whore?

So quit complaining.

I have every right to voice my personal dislike towards something. Don't fucking read what I write then. How about that?

Yep.

Could you try to not intentionally leave shit out that you can't think of a logical comeback to? Please?

And inviting me to respond and then tell me I'm wasting my time because you weren't going to read it was a jackass move.

I did read it. I read every single word. But I didn't force you to respond, in fact, you didn't have to read it at all. I'm hoping of knocking some sense into that little head of yours. Personally, I'm tempted to come to that 'NY meet' you were going to, and see if this 'tough guy' act still holds up.

Now I'm not going to be a little BlazingIce and spam your userpage. Or block you.

BlazingIce? I also assume you mean Blaze-Heatnix? It's cool between me and him now, so don't worry about being like him. No, I'd prefer it that you keep this shit going, because now I'm banned by Poozy for 30 days so I have all the time in the world to respond to your incoherent rambling.

And I'm not going to be a little me/you and post this in my newspost.

Because you know that you're argument holds no ground and you have the brain capacity of Terri Schaivo.

I'm leaving this alone because you are by far the most ignorant fuck I've ever laid eyes on.

Cool, nice talking to you bro.

I'm posting this too, btw.

Cheers.
Tl;DR Twilight, you fucking lose.

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