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Welcome to Newgrounds. Where everyone is rich and white, the way God intended.

Age 32, Male

is for rich people.

Seattle, Washington

Joined on 10/14/07

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SockMyDink's News

Posted by SockMyDink - January 7th, 2009


Edit: LTMatt is on his man period right now, so as of February 11th, he has officially been exiled from the Circle of Awesome.

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The Circle of Awesome.


Posted by SockMyDink - December 7th, 2008


That's it, I have officially worked things out with Wade. No more will you guys hear about my complaints about Admins and mods. Expect the same, pissed off person as I was before. I have no problems anymore.

On a sadder note, Beaver-Beaver has officially been deleted. Sorry guys, it was part of the deal.

- SMD

I <3 Jonas


Posted by SockMyDink - September 4th, 2008


Don't even fucking try anymore.

And don't piss off Wade.

Note to self.


Posted by SockMyDink - August 28th, 2008


DELETED RANT ABOUT EYELOVEPOOZY


Posted by SockMyDink - August 27th, 2008


Come on people.

Were you really fooled?


Posted by SockMyDink - March 6th, 2008


Greatest flash video ever, you should all fucking watch it and you'll be on the cool list.

Since it appears that I have a questionable number of 'fans' (SARCASM) I have decided to make a list of people who I find cool, and those I find just plain annoying.

I will update this from time-to-time, so feel free to insult me whenever the hell you want.

COOL LIST:
BlueHippo- One of the few mods I respect, and most importantly, I look up to. He is awesome.

kylexthexpostman- Now, you aren't as bad to talk to, and I actually am surprised at how mature you are. You are a pretty neat guy.

GamerDakota- You are the one guy that made me realize that people actually pay attention to the stuff I do. It's an awesome feeling.

Jake- Again, I had the sudden realization that I wasn't completely ignored, and now I have warm fuzzies inside me. I can't believe that I got remembered, and I'm starting to miss my older account (MrTutorial). I know it doesn't seem like a big deal, but it really is for me. I can't explain my happiness I am feeling right now.

Corky52- My good ole' Ouija Board pal. Cool guy.

ANNOYING LIST
Frank- Where the fuck can I start?
1. You act like an immature fag.
2. You are severely (painfully) unfunny, and you fail at everything.
3. You get the coolest opportunities. Go die.

WilliWowza- Again, I don't know where to start. I guess it's that you whore yourself out at every opportunity you get. You also seem to have a problem with your face in every picture you take. You look like Derek Zoolander if he just sucked on a lemon.

Xavon- I really don't want to be too harsh on you (after that suicide thread) but you and me had a big religion feud via PM System. I really don't want to get into it because arguing about religion is retarded, so I'll leave it at there.

RadioactiveRabbit- You were the douchebag who, just like Frank, is extremely immature and annoying. Your attempt at responding to my PM was way beyond pathetic. Again, I don't want to get into the argument, but you really need to work on some shit. You make me feel like strangling a kitten.

BigFuzzyKitten- Speaking of strangling a kitten, BigFuzzyKitten should be fucking castrated then mutilated. I honestly hate anything who thinks that they are 'clever' enough to start a crew. Anything that is a spin-off of the Clock Crew is just fags who desire attention, and the only way for them to get attention is to spam. Pathetic.

The Kitty Krew is truly the asshole of Newgrounds. You guys are just pussies sitting behind a computer screen, thinking that they can say what they want. Well, if I ever saw you in real person, I would fucking bash your kneecaps out and get a local priest to rape you.

Viewtiful-Chris- I can't think of a single person who can tolerate your prepubescent shenanigans. Look, we can all see that you crave attention. You suddenly developed the biggest fucking ego ever, over some shitty lip-syncing video. Do you honestly think it was front-paged because it was good?! I hope you realize that not only are you too young to be exploited over the internet, you should just cut the shitty 'I am fucking amazing' act.

FrozenSheep [1]- Yes, you can draw.

SO CAN EVERYONE ELSE.

SuckMyNick- Be more creative with your name, you faggot.

DragonsGrief- Jesus fucking Christ, could you be anymore of an over-dramatic attention whore? No one fucking cares about your depressed, melodramatic fucked-up mind, or what you are dealing with. We all have problems, but for some fucking reason, you showcase every little detail.

I'm sick of hearing your crying and bitching, so go choke on your small, shriveled up penis and end your suffering so we don't have to deal with your shit.


Posted by SockMyDink - March 3rd, 2008


http://www.freewebs.com/flashanimation today/%2D%20New%20Folder/come%20sail%2 0away%20%28tankman.swf

I now have proof that;

1. I used to go to Newgrounds, and did have an old account

2. I did used to make TANKMEN Parodies.

I can't believe I dug this up. This was my old TANKMEN: Come Sail Away video. I love this! Hahahah.

Comments?


Posted by SockMyDink - January 9th, 2008


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
419479

Comments?

EDIT***

Please submit to TANKMEN collection.

Please please please.


Posted by SockMyDink - January 2nd, 2008


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/83 8380

I feel like a douchebag jackass.

That is all.


Posted by SockMyDink - December 28th, 2007


How does I makes a video with new ground?

DER DER DER

Halp!!!